Dear Mr. President,
I knew you could do it, and I knew you would do it… the
second debate was outstanding, and I’m quite sure that Gov. Romney is still
reeling from the smack-down. The one-two punch at the end, about the 47%, was
perfect, and perfectly timed, not allowing Romney a chance to defend his
indefensible remarks.
Since that second debate you seem to have energized and
rejuvenated yourself just as much as you’ve energized and rejuvenated millions
of your supporters. In many ways we’re a lot like dogs… a simple pat on the
head, a smile, or a good debate performance, will get our tails and our tongues
wagging.
And just when I thought it couldn’t get any better… you did
it again! Romnesia! The blogosphere, Twitter, Facebook, and its many threads
all across the country, are lit up like the proverbial Christmas tree, spreading
happiness throughout the land.
Romnesia is simply brilliant, and perfect for the crowd at
GMU, especially the women. I fully expect your new word to be added to the
dictionary by next year, with the definition being… Romnesia, [Rom-nee-zhuh]
Noun - a condition when a person shifts from one position to another, over and
over again.
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| The cure for Diarrhea of the Mouth |
And now Vice President Biden is telling a crowd in Florida
that Romnesia is contagious, and Congressman Ryan has caught it as well, citing
the fact that Ryan is now giving a new explanation for cuts in the budget he
oversaw and passed in the house. Both Romney and Ryan suffer from a
‘constipation’ of ideas, and ‘diarrhea’ of the mouth… but there is a remedy for
them and it’s called “Milk of Romnesia”…
when taken orally, guaranteed to work once both orifices have been sufficiently
clogged, rendering them inoperable.
Romnesia couldn’t have come at a better time, with enough
material to carry us through the election, and carrying you and Vice President
Biden, to a decisive victory. You have redeemed yourself with Chris Matthews,
and I’m quite sure that David Axelrod is giddy with all the attention this is
getting, both for the energy it brings, and the comedic value, changing a very
ugly and divisive campaign into something that is making most of us smile
broadly and laugh out loud.
But, there is one more CRITICALLY
IMPORTANT thing you need to do before the election… Make sure that there
are boots on the ground in every state, every precinct, and every polling
place, ensuring that there is no voter suppression. Nor, any corruption/manipulation
of votes with the machines from Hart Intercivic, controlled by Bain Capital
Investment. I don’t care if you have to call the National Guard to protect
these machines, because the connection between the Romney family, Bain Capital,
and ownership of these machines is anything but coincidental.
Most Respectfully,
Marcia Reimers
Your Gadfly Granny
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